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I'm possibly the biggest Metal Gear Solid fan and nerd in the world and I am proud. This game is a true 'master-beautiful-peice' and triggers my nostalgia feelings for the MGS franchise.

I know.. this isn't an actual review and I don't care.

The nostalgia I feel from this game creates a review you can't comprehend. You need to experience it yourself from the very beginning with 'Metal Gear Solid'

10/10

*Re-released this review because kids were complaining that I wasn't a fan because I recieved this game for free. I didn't - I bought it and accidently released review with a ticked 'free product' Please do your research in future kids before jumping to conclusions.

-Bisecting enemies does not get old
-Satisfying boss fights
-10/10 soundtrack
-If you like combos, this game has combos
-"make America great again" is a line in this game from 2013

If you buy this game - pay attention when the game shows you how to parry. Your life depends on it

This is honestly one of my favorite games of all time. Hacking and slashing through robots, slow-motion dismembering soldiers, crazy and cool bossfights... give me a sequal any day.

You play a walking blender.

raiden is better than genji

I honestly couldn't think of a game in my library more deserving of the “Whoooaaaaaaa, dude!” award than this one.

The memes, Jack!

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns of something even greater: memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all memes, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a "tool": something that saves lives, a means of justice. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite!

The very best action game I've ever played. There's nothing like ripping apart cyborgs with stylish combos. The story is also great and is seriously some of best political commentary I've seen in a game.

You ever get the feeling like, you just wake up one day and some crazy developer team was hired by an equally crazy developer to make a game in the metal gear franchise that's basically just this crazy fever dream about how raiden should be the main character of his own standalone game? then explosions and brazillian samurais happen, there's a dog with swords and throwing knives and a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥d cyborg babe who can given twenty men a handjob at the same time, or a crazy redneck shogun dude who's all about the children and smiles too much, and then there's this senator dude who's just pure evil but then he reveals he's actually one of the single most hard-on inducing american patriots in gaming history and he also happens to be an invincible chuck-norris inspired supersoldier?

Yeah, platinum game fever dreams are the best kind.


buy this, it's awesome as hell.

nanomachines son

Despite having a few flaws this game is the kind of masterpiece that you can expect from a great developer like Platinum games,the only thing that comes close to the level of quality of this extremely stylish character action game are the pre reboot Devil May Cry games and the way the music is changes progressively during the various phases of the boss fights allows this game soar to heights that no other game of it's genre has ever reached before.

Sexy,badass and white hair. This isn't familiar for you?

Need a rush? Buy this and you'll be sweating faster than an anime fan on prom night

Needs a sequel.

Want to see more of this badass

YOU KNOW A GAME IS ♥♥♥♥ING METAL AS ♥♥♥♥ WHEN YOU SLICE A GAINT WALKING TANK MACHINE CLEAN I HAFL WITH YOUR BADASS SWORD WHILE SOME DUDE YELLS "RULES OF NATURE" IN YOUR EAR AS ANOTHER GUY SHREDS THAT ♥♥♥♥ING METAL.

METAL/METAL, MEME/MEME.
BEST GAME, BEST GAME

This game summed up
.Memes
.Nanomachines
.Rules of Nature
.Sundowner's face
.Actual prediction of 2016 Trump
Buy it